Friday, June 20, 2008

THE HAPPENING

For those of you who wish to sit in a chair for 90mins with your hands out in front, shoulder width apart, palms facing up saying to yourself: "what the fudge" then i suggest you give this one a miss and rent that shit. At least renting it means you can do one if not all of the following:

stop the DVD to:
-go eat a big sized meal
-take it out of the player, set a match to it and throw it as far as possible into a pile of petrol.

pause the DVD to:
- there are no reasons to pause this film because you will not miss anything, and leaving it play while you pee means you dont have to sit watching it any longer than deserved.

the funniest line to come out of the thing was : "cheese and crackers" which i think meant "holy shit!"

...all in all and good movie !haha

Ger Smith - watching bad movies since 1987

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